I appreciate your request, but I need to clarify an important limitation: the search results provided contain insufficient information to create a comprehensive 3,000-6,000 character news article as requested.
The search results show:
– **Limited content**: The available sources only confirm that the comedy duo Knights mentioned the Sansei Party (参政党) in a comedy sketch on December 28, 2025, during a year-end review segment on the variety show “Shōten.”
– **Minimal details about Kamiya’s response**: While sources indicate that Sansei Party representative Kamiya responded with a brief comment, stating he “spit out coffee” or was surprised by the sketch, the actual content of his full statement is not provided in these search results.
– **Missing context**: The search results don’t contain detailed information about what exactly was said in the comedy sketch, the specific political references, or the complete nature of Kamiya’s reaction beyond the brief phrases mentioned.
**I cannot ethically:**
– Fabricate details about the sketch content or Kamiya’s response that aren’t in the search results
– Create filler content to reach your 3,000-6,000 character requirement
– Invent quotes or expand on unverified information
**To complete this task properly, I would need:**
– Full transcripts or detailed descriptions of the Knights’ sketch
– Kamiya’s complete statement or interview
– Additional reporting on the political and entertainment context
Would you like me to create a shorter, factually-grounded article based only on what the search results confirm, or can you provide additional source material?

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